talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize