dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
BRING THE BAGELS
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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