I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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