I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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