hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
