Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
be right there i have to get my cape
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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