I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
someone owes me an orgasm
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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