I'm eating all of the evidence.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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