Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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