i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize