Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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