Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I smell like Dick and happiness
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