There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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