We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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