Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
