so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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