I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
