was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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