But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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