I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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