I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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