i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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