I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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