I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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