The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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