so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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