fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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