does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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