got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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