i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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