I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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