: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i now understand why vodka
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Omg I joined a choir last night...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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