I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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