if i can run in heels then i can drive
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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