I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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