I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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