he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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