I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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