I wish I could teleport
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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