How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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