am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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