So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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