Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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