walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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