come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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