Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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