The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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