Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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