So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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