Jerry, you need to find god
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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