so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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