He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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