It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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