Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
