So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
