I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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