I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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