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• (415): View more from California

  Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?

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  Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.

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• (818): View more from California

  I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume

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