On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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